Well he came down on vacation, 'cause he liked the
tropic sun
Margaritas and the music, made it all seem fun
He bought a piece of heaven on the Carribean seas
He's a happy little camper in Belize

He began to build a condo, but the labor cost was
high
His partner stole his money, that left him high
and dry
His land is still a mudhole, where you sink up to
your knees
And he's just another gringo in Belize

Chorus:
He's a planner, he's a dreamer, he's a sordid
little schemer,
Seems to think that money grows on trees
He's a whiner, he's a loser, he's a pothead, he's
a boozer,
He's just another gringo in Belize

Well he used to have a girlfriend that now he
can't afford
Since one of his investments got busted at the
border
He wasted all his money paying bribes and fines
and fees
And he's just another gringo in Belize

Oh, he sold his motorcycle, somebody stole his
boat
They ran it on the reef and now the damn thing
just won't float
The only thing's that free is mud, mosquitoes and
the breeze
And he's just another gringo in Belize

Chorus

Now he'll drink a beer for breakfast, he'll chase
it with rum punch
He's smoking up his dinner, he's a snorting up his
lunch
He's been wasted on the mainland, now he's stoned
out in the Cayes
And he's just another gringo in Belize

Chorus

He's just another gringo in Belize
Sounds like a pretty good goddamned life to me