You know just the other morning I was hanging
around in my house
I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked
I was checkin' it out
Just then a friend of mine came through the door
Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore
And I still don't know why

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I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
I just wanna live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright

Now maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little
dope
But it ain't like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up
pictures of the Pope
I know I get wild I know I get drunk
But it ain't like I gotta lot of bodies in my
trunk
My old man used to call me a no good punk
And I still don't why

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You know just the other night these cops pulled me
over outside a bar
They turned on their lights and said hey kid get
out of the car
I was only joking when I called 'em a couple of
dicks
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of
dumb hicks
And I still don't why

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