Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his
plate
Well every time he sees her he just has to
masturbate
He wants her luscious breasts on the end of his
fork
But all this menu offers is chicken, beef & pork

But I don't want that girl to be mine
For breakfast, lunch or suppertime
She's not a sex object, but a person too
(I know that) She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu

He wants to eat her body just like a plate of
fries
And suck out all the gravy that seeps into her
thighs
He says he \"loves\" that girl and he thinks that
it's true
Cos every time she speaks to him, he cums into his
soup

But I don't want that girl to be mine
For breakfast, lunch or suppertime
She's not a sex object, but a person too
(I know that) She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu