Just the other day my
emotional chip was delivered to me

The time was right to explore
a human mystery

I went to a bar, found a nice little piece
her voice was soft she said, \"How do you like
these?\"

Before I knew what to say
she started to act in a very strange way!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
What is she doing with her hand
I can't understand her talk about \"being a man\"

By a coincidence, she had a room
on the second floor

We went upstairs and got undressed
then she asked, \"Have you done it before?\"

I can't lie so I said \"No,
but I hope that you're willing to show\"

\"I'll do anything as long as you pay\"
Then she started to act in another strange way!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
Are those games really necessary
to reach the final goal?!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss that it's supposed to be
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory