Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want
to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short
time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she preferres the company of
others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when
you brake thenews,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straight
fowardmanner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will
remain friends

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there
is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet.

I propose we support a one month limit on going
steady
I think It will keep people more able to deal with
weirdsituations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Jonny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month
limit
He won't mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on
dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date
him again
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreciate it
Your so novel, what a good idea
You can keep you time to your self
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be
yours
If you'll just listen to my plan
THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!

I'm head of the class I'm popular
I'm a quarter back I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I'm a teachers pet.
I make football bets